I don’t know. I’m too lazy to follow through with anything.
My therapist says thats why I can’t achieve climax.
But I say it’s because she’s a selfish stuck up whore bitch with sexual hang-ups like not letting me call her Mommy or allowing me to wear a sock puppet that cheers me on when we fuck.
Anyway stay tuned for NO-vember!
With a catchy name like that I can’t fail!
Wouldn’t it be cool if it spit out Tootsie Rolls?
Can you spot the error?
I did.
The article attached to the above photo stated that the “girls” are filming an “eighties flashback scene” when obviously they meant to say a flash forward to their eighties.
Rawwwr!
I assume that HBO Productions will be sending me some kind of a prize for my keen eye.
Please don’t let it be Sex In The City dvds. Sarah Jessica’s monkey paws scare Steve.
Make three wishes….if you dare!
Now all I need is for Kelley Osbourne to learn how to fly and I’m unstoppable!
Oink-oink….Boo!…Oink-oink-oink.
Can you get the swine flu from a photo?
OMG (Oh My God)……I think I have the swine flu!
I like the new Pearl Jam song although I really couldn’t care one way or another about Pearl Jam.
I have a friend….we’ll call him Retard, who’s a Pearl Jam super fan. Goes on tour, buys all their crap….has the Eddie Vedder pillow cases etc…
Anyway, Retard has taken me to a few PJ shows and I went because I’m all about music and friends and all that shit.
Heres some stuff that I like about Pearl Jam.
1) Eddie joins the opening act at some point during their performance. This encourages the fans to catch the warm-up band. Nice.
2) Pearl Jam never plays the same set twice and doesn’t play Jeremy every fucking night. Great.
3) Pearl Jam donates money from their proceeds to the local food bank. Nothing like leaving a place better than when you arrived.
Heres a few things that I don’t like about Pearl Jam.
1) Mike McCready is a douchebag.
First off, he’s a marginal guitarist….sorry Retard and fellow retard PJ fanboys.
On top of this, he runs around the stage in his douchewear striking rock star poses and the like.
Mike frequently changes the color of his douchespike hair making him slightly less dopey than Lady GaGa.
See if you can spot douche Mike McCready in this recent pic.
Any luck?
How bout’ now?
Anything?
Here. Try this one.
No?
How’s this?
Hmmmm?
Still no luck?
I can’t help you retard.
…….So little time.
http://www.dickipedia.org/index.php?title=Main_Page
And then there’s this seemingly unrelated gem.
In my penis’ world (a perfect one), this is my workplace at The Johnson Tissue Factory where I’m an executive.
What this woman is doing is anyone’s guess because of the She has huge tits so who cares? Axiom.
I do know that she’s on some basic cable TV show that everyone says I need to watch and that I have no interest in watching.
Oh look! Here she is again.
Why are those awful people polluting this picture?! Shoo!
This is exactly the kind of thing that people will say when Elizabeth Taylor gets off her fucking high horse and dies.
And when they do you’ll say, “No fucking shit you god damned socialist! I knew about it for months because of I read it on Soylent Steve you dumb fuck.”
And then you’ll lay them out with a quick punch to the head….SMASH!
This outta get me more hits than Rihanna at a Rap Awards show!
Liz taylor dying in the 1950s
Enjoy the weekend and keep your fingers crossed for me!
Whoops……Looks like someone beat me to it.
Ya-da-dat- da-dat-dat! Splash!
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